[XVongolaX]

I made this topic cause I wanted to know what happened to peoples lives that was weird, creepy, or just plain funny. Whether it be from a stranger or with a friend, I just felt like we could all share a few..or A LOT of laughs so...yea and please share as much as you remember and can D:

One time in class while we were doing work, my friend stands up for..something idk. So he bends down and farts this long, loud one that stunk like hell and...yea..

I was with my family and walked out of a video store and a hobo outside the store asks for change but we ignored him. The next thing i know, we were in the car and hes yelling at the car and chasing it...good thing he didnt follow us to the street.

2~3 years ago me,my family, and some friends go camping. So we go to the beach during a sunset and...as we walk past the hill of sand we see a dolphin with a hole in it...on the shore and...for some weird reason my friend picks up a random bottle of sunkist and pours it into the hole of the dolphin...it was a true wtf moment >_>...
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[naota]

me a frend and his frend were walking home around 10:30 and two guys walk up to us i say whats up one just smiles and reaches in his cote(for what i asumed was a gun)and the other one taped his sholder and told him no......



that same night we were still walking home around 4-5 o-clock and this guy asked us for a light and he said he knew the way to were we wear going and so he showed us.....we were walking with him and he starts talking about some random stuff like hay u know how when u have a kid u know a nice kid and he (some stuff i cant rember) and then hes like you know u shuld buy me a beer and then hes like some ppl around here will rob you around here i mean this guy was strange...



once me and a frend were hanging around the park probaly 1:00 and we hear some thing in the woods...it sounded like a relly big dog so we stand thee trying to see it and then we hear it relly close and hall ass



me and a frend(same one) was at my hous and bam we hear some one walking down my hall.....it was late...and for some unknown reason and we look it stoped in the hall by the door way and theres no one there then we hear it going back down the hall way....this happened over and over agean...we were freaked out!



later that night we were sitting there and we hear some thing at the door (witch is strang becaus it was like 2-3 in the morning and no one ever used that door)it was like they were rubbing there finger nails on th door...then it sounded like they were pulling it and yanking it...(witch was RELLY strange becaus there was a locked screen door in front of the dor he/she/it was pulling)then it sounded like they were hitting it....then nuthing just quite after about 30 mintes i looked out there and the screen door was closedand i went to my sisters room to see if shed heared it and nither her or her frend had...

i have lots more buutttt i dont like to type so much

[dragonbug]

This one night me and my friend were in OKC(oklahoma city) and we got lost. we ended up on the south side of town(crime galore there). he stupidly pulls into this shady looking 7-11 and is like 'hey lets ask for directions". i say "wtf is wrong with you, just drive till we dont feel like our lives in danger anymore XD " so we get out talk to the cashier he tells us go back like 2 miles and blam theres the highway. So we leave and theres this elderly looking black couple standing next to my friends honda element. I say "excuse me, i need in" and the older black lady looks at us and goes "are these nice" and i said.."sure i guess" and she looks at her husband(whatever he was) and says "ok guess we got a car now, can we have this one?" i turn and say "what?" the older black guy pulls a knife out and holds it straight forward toward my chest and says "we will be taking your vehicle" . my friend starts panicking and im like.son of a.... my friend comes around to give the keys and as the guy looks at him i bust out the fastest and most vicious haymaker i can, lay the guy completely out. i grab the keys out of my still paralyzed with fear friend and go COME ON MAN LETS F'ING GO!!!!!!! I drove away so freaking fast lol.
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[XVongolaX]

dam naota your creeping me out...more funny than scary please ;-;

and lol cadian what did the old lady do? cause that must've been a really risky move of you to do...did your friend piss his pants? XD
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[naota]

i cant help it allmost every thing that happens to me is scary

[XVongolaX]

fine...

Well...this isnt a moment from my life but my friends.
Well they were watching the new movie Paranormal Activity and so they sit in the 2nd to last row and while they were watching the movie, they kept hearing crunches and popcorn sounds but no one was sitting in the row behind them :0.......
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[dragonbug]

[XDoggStrafe]

I've had lots of bad and weird crap happen in my life (kinda why I became a hermit...>.>) anyways, here's a story that happened like... a year or two ago.

I was at my mom's place, and a friend of mine drops by and asks me to hang out with him. So, me and Adam (friend of mine) are hanging out, then a friend of Lee's shows up, and says the 4 of us (me, adam, lee and lee's friend alisa or something like that) should go to her place. Well, I'm all up for traveling at night, so we go down the street about a block away. And we get there and Lee's friend is locked out, and says "We gotta jump this fence to get in." and it's like 12 to 15 feet tall, easily twice my height, so I say "**** this, I'm going home. I don't do fences anymore" and they all hop the fence, helping each other over and go inside using the back door. Well, I get maybe 15 feet from the house and back onto the side walk and I hear this barking and I look across the street and see this huge husky. It was huge, and could have easily eaten me. And it's snarling and looking right at me. I've seen this dog like 100 times before, and not once had it ever been outside it's backyard. Well, just so happens my luck wasn't that great that night and this huge, pissed off monster of a dog was free and looking right at me. So, I freaked out, and shouted out the first command that came to my mind "Sit!", that just pissed it off and it bolted right for me... So I turned around and in 1 jump, I cleared that 15 foot fence and landed on the other side of it, I screwed up the landing and rolled abit. I climbed to my feet and took off up the stairs and in through a window into Alisa's room. Adam was shocked cause he'd never seen me jump a fence in the 8 years we've been friends, same with Lee (she's never seen me jump a fence in the 4 years we'd been dating). So yeah, that's one event that was weird, kinda like I was destined to either be eaten or visit Lee's friends house.
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[Kiku-Ichiomonjii]

[Zebruh]

Kuik-Moichionij?
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[Kiku-Ichiomonjii]

you get a A+

[naota]

i do spell frend right.....in dalton land!

[XVongolaX]

...recently...my dog got scared of her own fart...o_o

MAKE THIS THREAD MORE LIVELY!, I KNOW ALL YOUR LIVES HAVE HAD SOMETHING THAT WAS CONSIDERED FUNNY OR SCARY OR W/E. UNLESS YOUR JUST SOME BORING BLAH THAT SITS AROUND ON THE COMP AND FARTS ALL DAY D:<
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[Zebruh]

This one time...
I was on a forum...
And I posted this really gross picture of my wang...
And everyone clicked it, and knew what my junk looked like.
Then died.
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[Kiku-Ichiomonjii]

oh dude thats fuckin funny
im stealing that one