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1. He doesn't talk.
2. When he does talk, he's oblivious to anything everyone is saying and will repeat anything said to him.
"... That explains your relationship with Lucrecia Crescent's experiment."
Vincent: "Lucrecia's experiment..?"
3. In cutscenes of Dirge of Cerberus or any other FF7 propaganda, he's a bad ass. When you play with or as him, he's a retard.
4. Like, 70% of his body is his legs. Remove him from his waist and he'd only be about 1 foot tall.
5. Chaos gene? Yeah, it's Hojo's fault, but I blame Vincent for being oblivious to it. Ignorant prick.
6. He spends his free time sitting in a cave, looking at a corpse trapped in a crystal.
7. Golden pointy boots?
8. All-black leather clothes, aside from his red cloth cape and bandana. Tacky asshole...
9. Really? Golden pointy boots?
10. He has long black hair. He could atleast try to care what he looks like. Cut some of it, or style it.
11. He's too busy being a cry-baby bitch to do anything productive.
I.E.: "LUCRECIA!!"
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I lol'd.
y so truthful?
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Playing FF7 and Dirge of Cerberus, again.
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That game is fun,vincent is ok but not my number 1 ff favrotie
1.he would kick your ass up one side of the street and down the other
good enough reason right there,he owns with a gun |
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:54 pm |
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| Kiku-Ichiomonjii wrote: | That game is fun,vincent is ok but not my number 1 ff favrotie
1.he would kick your ass up one side of the street and down the other
good enough reason right there,he owns with a gun |
I think I could take him.
Ofcourse, as long as we aren't in a cutscene.
You probably like him because he's that type of angsty that the kids in this generation fawn over so much.
I'd cast slow, then neo Bahamut with my Quadra materia.
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:59 pm |
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i said he was ok,thats it lol
he is just there 
i like Red XIII,Vivi or Bartz |
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:14 pm |
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When you said "That game is fun,"
You didn't mean Dirge of Cerberus, right?
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:17 pm |
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i like DoC yea,i meant Vincent wanst my favorite ff chracter
the game itself is good |
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:20 pm |
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Oh.
Nice to know your taste in gaming...
<__<
Or lack thereof
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:29 pm |
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lol Legend of Dragoon owns any ff game anyways <o<
im no hardcore gamer anyways,i only play if i get reallyyy bored |
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:58 pm |
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| Kiku-Ichiomonjii wrote: | lol Legend of Dragoon owns any ff game anyways <o<
im no hardcore gamer anyways,i only play if i get reallyyy bored |
Yeah, that comment about LoD is pretty accurate.
Dart's a queef, though.
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omg that game owns.
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:59 pm |
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lol i have all 4 disks but for some reason the dont work on meh ps2
its annoying,i wish i could play |
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:32 pm |
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*coughchronocrossisbettercough*
....I never noticed his legs were that long. Seriously. Wtf. o.o |
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| Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:00 pm |
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chrono cross is a good came but Chrono TRIGGER is so much better. gotta love super nintendo....REPRESENT!!!!.
oh ya and you forgot something on that list zee..GOLD POINT BOOTS..oh wait..........sigh'fail
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