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| Kiboo wrote: | | Granted, your wish was uncorrupted. I wish I had a pony. |
Granted, but the pony is only six inches high, and poops marshmallows that are made of cyanide, it also talks like Gilbert Godfried.
I wish this thread was about PANDAS.
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:43 am |
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| EdgarGrimfang wrote: | | I wish this thread was about PANDAS. |
Granted, but the pandas start doing the same thing as that chick from The Ring.
I wish I was a guy. |
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:32 am |
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Granted but then your penis falls off and you go back to being a girl.
I wish pokemon were real. |
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:47 am |
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| Kiboo wrote: | Granted but then your penis falls off and you go back to being a girl.
I wish pokemon were real. |
"Granted, but the pokemon are only six inches high, and poop marshmallows that are made of cyanide, they also talk like Gilbert Godfried. "
I wish Candlejack would stop kidna
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:08 pm |
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Granted but you said the name Candlejack therefore you are dragged into the basement and raped up the butt slowly, then killed.
I wish I had a friend named Carlos. |
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:51 pm |
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| Kiboo wrote: | Granted but you said the name Candlejack therefore you are dragged into the basement and raped up the butt slowly, then killed.
I wish I had a friend named Carlos. |
Granted, your new friend is Sadam Carlos Hussein. Enjoy 
I wish I wish I was a.........wish.
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:46 pm |
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Granted, and that wish was used by my new friend Sadam Carlos Hussain to ressurect himself. Good Job Jackass.
I wish I had a flower. |
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:07 pm |
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| Kiboo wrote: | Granted, and that wish was used by my new friend Sadam Carlos Hussain to ressurect himself. Good Job Jackass.
I wish I had a flower. |
Granted, the stem is a stick of dynamite, and the bulb is on fire. Oops?
I wish I was ambidextrous.
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:49 pm |
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Granted, Neither hands have fingers.
I wish I had could shoot laser beams out of my knuckles.
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| Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:28 am |
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| Monochrome wrote: | Granted, Neither hands have fingers.
I wish I had could shoot laser beams out of my knuckles. |
Granted, they shoot heat-seeking laser beams, and your eyes are their only target. They also fire intermittently every 5 seconds. Lucky you!
I wish dog food secretly contained chocolate in it.
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| Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:10 pm |
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Granted but you discovered the dog food also contains fish bone and that the chocolate is not really chocolate.... it was something else XD....
I wish for cake! and World peace? |
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| Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:12 pm |
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| mayoko3000 wrote: | Granted but you discovered the dog food also contains fish bone and that the chocolate is not really chocolate.... it was something else XD....
I wish for cake! and World peace? |
Granted you're in a German bakery shop, with all the cake you can eat! but you also time traveled to World War 2, and its 1940, and they are drafting.
I wish boxes were bigger.
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Because that good sir, would make sense, and thus defuse the entire argument. |
| EdgarGrimfang wrote: | Remember kids, Cigarettes are alot like hamsters. Utterly harmless to have until placed into your mouth, and lit on fire.
Don't smoke hamsters kids. |
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| Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:16 pm |
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| GRANDPA DREADNAUGHT wrote: | | mayoko3000 wrote: | Granted but you discovered the dog food also contains fish bone and that the chocolate is not really chocolate.... it was something else XD....
I wish for cake! and World peace? |
Granted you're in a German bakery shop, with all the cake you can eat! but you also time traveled to World War 2, and its 1940, and they are drafting.
I wish boxes were bigger. |
Granted, you get stabbed and your body is dumped into one of these big boxes.
I wish for a whole new world
A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
A new FANTASTIC point of view
No one to TELL us no
Or WHERE to go
Or say we're only DREAMING!
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| Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:46 pm |
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Granted but then your magic carpet fails.
I wish for adam to be less gay. |
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| Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:59 pm |
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Granted, but you fall in love with him, and you make him gay again.
I wish Adam was MORE gay.
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