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Kiboo
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So, many of you probably already know how to play this but if not, here's an example:
Person 1: "I wish I was a fish."
Person 2: "Granted but then you drown (or preferably something more creative). I wish for new shoes."
Person 3: "Granted but then your feet get cut off at Six Flags when you ride the Superman. I wish I had a nickle."
And so on and so on. Any further questions, just ask. Now start corrupting, you little corrupters.
I wish I had a cow.. |
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:18 am |
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EdgarGrimfang
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| Kiboo wrote: | So, many of you probably already know how to play this but if not, here's an example:
Person 1: "I wish I was a fish."
Person 2: "Granted but then you drown (or preferably something more creative). I wish for new shoes."
Person 3: "Granted but then your feet get cut off at Six Flags when you ride the Superman. I wish I had a nickle."
And so on and so on. Any further questions, just ask. Now start corrupting, you little corrupters.
I wish I had a cow.. |
Granted, but it falls on you, crushing the life from you. I wish I had some bacon.
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:54 am |
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Venser
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| EdgarGrimfang wrote: | | I wish I had some bacon. |
Granted but it was veggie bacon! I wish I was a mermaid!
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:02 am |
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| Venser wrote: | | EdgarGrimfang wrote: | | I wish I had some bacon. |
Granted but it was veggie bacon! I wish I was a mermaid! |
Granted.
Am I doing it right? |
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:08 am |
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Kiboo
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| Toft wrote: | | Venser wrote: | | EdgarGrimfang wrote: | | I wish I had some bacon. |
Granted but it was veggie bacon! I wish I was a mermaid! |
Granted.
Am I doing it right? |
But sadly you're a bad mermaid...and don't have gills. Thus, drowning. I wish I had 10,0000 Smackaroos'. |
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:51 am |
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Granted.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
(gonna be here a while~)
I wish this wish was uncorruptable. 
Edit: 10,0000 is not a number, so instead you get blown up.
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:33 pm |
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| GlitchyVirus wrote: | Granted.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
(gonna be here a while~)
I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
Edit: 10,0000 is not a number, so instead you get blown up. |
Granted, but all you've really done is waste time, drifting slowly to an inevitable death.
I wish that humans had to smell with their bellybuttons.
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:52 pm |
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| Feronis wrote: | | GlitchyVirus wrote: | Granted.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack.
(gonna be here a while~)
I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
Edit: 10,0000 is not a number, so instead you get blown up. |
Granted, but all you've really done is waste time, drifting slowly to an inevitable death.
I wish that humans had to smell with their bellybuttons. |
Granted, but now you sneeze with your ass. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:44 pm |
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| EdgarGrimfang wrote: | | Feronis wrote: | | I wish that humans had to smell with their bellybuttons. |
Granted, but now you sneeze with your ass. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. |
Granted. But no you are forever followed around by a clown who is trying to eat you. I wish I had a poripori as a pet. |
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:23 pm |
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| Kiboo wrote: | | I wish I had a poripori as a pet. |
Granted but it is a version that contains a sprite error for the server causing you and all those in view of your error'd pet to be booted continuously. I wish I was a little bar of soap.
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Granted, but you're now on the floor of a prison shower.
i wish to divide by zero.
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:03 pm |
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Granted but the blonde dumbass dividing you doesn't know how.
I wish I was Venser. |
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:55 pm |
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| arimak wrote: | Granted, but you're now on the floor of a prison shower.
i wish to divide by zero. |
Granted, division by zero is no longer undefined, and is now defined as banging a goat.
I wish toast.
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| Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:05 pm |
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| GlitchyVirus wrote: | | arimak wrote: | Granted, but you're now on the floor of a prison shower.
i wish to divide by zero. |
Granted, division by zero is no longer undefined, and is now defined as banging a goat.
I wish toast. |
Granted, but you are now the toast.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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| Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:58 am |
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| Granted, your wish was uncorrupted. I wish I had a pony. |
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