[Reign Online] - View topic - Funny stories, mvp births. whatever. be creative

dragonbug

After killing tons of Mvp's in the mvp room and fighting various monsters i started letting my mind wander. And i started coming up with funny stories about their lives and what not. So if you have any stories about characters, monsters, whatever..tell them here. Let your creative juices flow. Non-sexually of course O.o
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dragonbug

Satan morroc A.ka Gaylord bottlebutt was a shy and nerdy child. Raised in a devout christian home by mama morroc and that dad from the 70's show, he was taught about Jesus. After BEGGING to be put in a public school his parents finally decided its time for their little boy to shine.
But not all days in jr high were all sunshine for Gaylord..oh no. Him being frail and quite the nerd brought on lots of bullying and ridicule.
After falling into a huge depression Gaylord soon began to hang with "shady" crowds. After being introduced to various drugs. gaylord started becoming addicted to steroids and also became obsessed with body building. By the time Gaylord was in high school he was a roided out freak.
upon being ridiculed for his ridiculous looks Gaylord started breaking peoples backs over his knee. just like his hero Bane from the batman comics. Thus earning him the nickname Satan. After dropping out of high school he decided to Roam the land of Ragnarok and stomp puny humans! As of now his is currently wrecking havoc on the unsuspecting town that bullied him....MORROC.
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