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GRANDPA DREADNAUGHT
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Lets start off with "Things not to say"
To a Surgery or Hospital patient:
"The first cut is the deepest."
Your turns.
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Because that good sir, would make sense, and thus defuse the entire argument. |
| EdgarGrimfang wrote: | Remember kids, Cigarettes are alot like hamsters. Utterly harmless to have until placed into your mouth, and lit on fire.
Don't smoke hamsters kids. |
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| Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:35 pm |
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| GRANDPA DREADNAUGHT wrote: | Lets start off with "Things not to say"
To a Surgery or Hospital patient:
"The first cut is the deepest."
Your turns. |
With each cut, there will be more pain and less chance of survival. <3
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| GRANDPA DREADNAUGHT wrote: | Lets start off with "Things not to say"
To a Surgery or Hospital patient:
"The first cut is the deepest."
Your turns. |
I just finished all my med training  |
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EdgarGrimfang
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"I appear to have sawed out your liver bones"
"I'm just joking, I'm not really a doctor"
"You know...coincidentally enough, your kidney would be compatible with my dying wife..."
"DOCTOR! We need your help defusing this atom bomb!"
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| I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're going to have a disease named after you.. |
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"Wow! I've never seen something like that before!" - Doctor
"Well, you'll be able to pay my bill with all of the money from the tooth fairy's visit." Dentist. |
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"Don't worry about it being your first surgery, this is my first surgery too!" - Doctor  |
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"You reek of freedom, and that makes my skin crawl."
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"Suck a cock"
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| Paragon wrote: | | With great power, comes great responsibility. - Ben Parker |
That might be actually kinda cool to hear, pending on what "power" it is where talking about.
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happy to tell you only need a small cut to fix this problem let me get my chain saw
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Things not to say "During the wedding vows"
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| EdgarGrimfang wrote: |
Because that good sir, would make sense, and thus defuse the entire argument. |
| EdgarGrimfang wrote: | Remember kids, Cigarettes are alot like hamsters. Utterly harmless to have until placed into your mouth, and lit on fire.
Don't smoke hamsters kids. |
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| I vow to never, ever speak of that time in Tijuana when, after 6 Tequila Shooters and that "cigarette", which that midget pimp called a "Jeffie", you proceeded to strip tease for that Nun and ask her to kindly suck out your "sin"... |
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GRANDPA DREADNAUGHT
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Hmmmmmm
"What not to say when at the Moulin Rouge in Paris." Pic related.
Gonna have to click the picture for full view, sorry kids.
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| EdgarGrimfang wrote: |
Because that good sir, would make sense, and thus defuse the entire argument. |
| EdgarGrimfang wrote: | Remember kids, Cigarettes are alot like hamsters. Utterly harmless to have until placed into your mouth, and lit on fire.
Don't smoke hamsters kids. |
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