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Shinik
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Pretty simple thing here, post lovely quotes you've heard, or random sayings that you made up, or randomly heard one day. It could be from favorite shows, anime, games, books, sayings, slogans, etc.
These first ones, are gonna be from one of my favorite TV show: Reboot
"Phong: I have prepared something for just such an emergency.
Bob: You're prepared for a giant monster made entirely of nulls stomping around Mainframe?
Phong: That is correct!
Bob: How do you plan for that?
Phong: Lucky guess."
"Enzo: Did you hear that? We've got to score as many points as possible... or we're all... wiped out.
Bob: Don't worry, coach, I will help you win.
Dot: We will help you win.
Binome #1: Yep, you got it, Enzo.
Binome #2: Winning is our format.
Binome #3: Consider it inputted.
Binome #4: No problem.
Bob: Um... there's just one thing...
Enzo: Yes?
Bob: What are points?
Enzo: AHHHHHH! We're all going to be nullified!" _________________
Buckchicken;;255;;SinX;
Number 7;;255;;LK
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:19 am |
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poohead
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Gru: I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?
-Dispicable Me
Gru: Uh, question. What are these?
Dr. Nefario: A dozen boogie robots. Boogie! Look at this! Watch me.
Gru: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?
-Dispicable Me
Lady Elizabeth: Now go to France. The queen of France is sophisticated. Be useful to her, amuse her. She'll admire your spirit. Learn from her. Observe the ladies of the court. See how they achieve what they want from their men, not by stamping their little feet but by allowing the men to believe that they, indeed, are in charge. That is the art of being a woman.
-The Other Boleyn Girl
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: [commenting on the special standard for her training] I mean really sir, why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?
C.O. Salem: Did you just have a brain fart, Lieutenant?
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Begging your pardon, sir?
C.O. Salem: Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? Because if you did, I would call that a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people FART inside my office!
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: I think you've resented me from the start, sir.
C.O. Salem: What I resent, Lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment. What I resent, is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for all of my men. The ob-gyn I now have to keep on staff just to keep track of your personal pap smears. But most of all what I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your GODDAMN FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES! Does it?
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: No, sir.
C.O. Salem: "No, sir" WHAT?
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: The shape doesn't bother me. Just the goddamn sweet stench.
-G.I. Jane
Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Tyler Durden: We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
-Fight Club
Erica: Do you have any idea what time it is?
Nina: Uhh, late?
Erica: Where have you been?
Nina: To the moon!
Lily: And back.
Erica: You've been drinking.
Nina: Ding ding ding ding!
Erica: What else?
Nina: Huh?
Erica: [raises voice] What else have you been doing?
Nina: Oh, you want to know their names?
[laughs]
Erica: You need to sleep this off.
Nina: No, there were two. There was Tom, there was Jerry.
[laughing]
Erica: [interrupts] Be quiet, Nina!
Nina: And I fucked them both!
Erica: [yells] Shut your mouth!
-Black Swan
Nina: You put something in my drink.
Lily: Yeah.
Nina: And then you just took off in the morning?
Lily: In the morning?
Nina: Yeah, you slept over.
Lily: Um, no. Unless your name is Tom and you got a dick.
Nina: But we.
Lily: But we what, Nina?
[pauses]
Lily: Wait, did you have some sort of lezzy wet dream about me?
Nina: [whispers] Stop it.
Lily: Oh my God? Oh my God! You did! You fantasized about me!
Nina: Shut up!
Lily: [gasps] Was I good?
-Black Swan
Dr. Harrison Copeland: What's there to hate?
Julia Fitzpatrick: Nothing, if you're a handsome, divorced doctor, but for the rest of us single women, it's kind of a giant cosmic bitchslap. It's like the universe saying, look, remember when you were fourteen and you had cystic acne and braces and you played the saxophone in the marching band and no one would invite you to the winter formal? Well nothing's changed.
-Valentine's Day
Ok I'm gonna stop with the Valentine's Day one...srry for using so many XD |
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:58 am |
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yoh
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few motos/saings that i made that i live by
"live in the present, look to the future, forget the scared past, and charish the plesent memories" (its often switched around but same words same meaning)
"nothing is impossible ... just very very highly unlikely" |
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:23 am |
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Neo Genisis
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Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the presence of fear, but the will to go on.
It's not what you take, when you leave this world behind you, it's what you leave behind you when you go.
Life without a cause, is life without effect.
TITS OR GTFO
So Sayeth Neo~ |
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:52 am |
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NightShade
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Neo Genisis wrote: | Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the presence of fear, but the will to go on.
It's not what you take, when you leave this world behind you, it's what you leave behind you when you go.
Life without a cause, is life without effect.
TITS OR GTFO
So Sayeth Neo~ |
He stole that from me..... _________________
SOS OG - Retired 3/16/10
Chars:
X t C / Vamp / NightShade / Dark Pulse / Absolute / Whiskey / Nightz / I'm done listing =.= |
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:59 am |
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AbaraiGirl
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No man (or woman) is worth crying over, and when you find one that is, they wont make you cry.
the opposite of love isnt hate, it's indifference.
What consumes your thoughts...controls your life. _________________ RIP Xander -April 9th, 2010- Love you and miss you daily.
- Nuriko - Cirucci - Misaki Saiki - Boa Vista - Chyna Whyte - Chibi Nuriko - Polyhymnia -
Some people are like clouds. Once they fk off it's a beautiful day. |
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fake and gay |
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:12 pm |
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Monochrome
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Post subject: Re: Those darn Qutoes |
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"I keep falling down all these stairs, it just keeps happening man!" - Sweet Bro.
and
"Everything worth doing or saying has already been done or said. You're not special: You're human garbage, like the rest of us." - My dad~ |
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MrFailgasm
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Quote: | "If I have to deal with any more of your shit then you'll have to deal with me and Ms. MOTHER F***ING Lead Pipe"
"Go Die In A Well"
"You have no friends"
"1. Your Fat. 2. Your Gay. 3. Your fat AND your gay"
"I'll beat you with a Rake"
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:56 pm |
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tehdarke
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" and the world needs ditch diggers too" - Coach Scarbough
"Lifes hard then you die" - Coach Scarbough
"NBH Fo-Life Motha FAKU" - NBH
"It is what it is" - Dunno
"eh nut yea"- doesnt mean what you might think but its a inside joke. _________________
Super Beaner (Ex. BoC sniper/NBH)
Copy Cat (Nub)
Reneab (BoC Star Glad/NBH~)
Captain Bean (DoA)
Gerg De Bean (Degeneration X)
Alovein (Degeneration X)
Sir Beansalot (Degeneration X Leader)
NBH Fo-Life Motha FAKU~ |
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:28 pm |
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Shinik
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"It don't hurt to try, if it does, you had one hell of a time doing it." My motto in life. _________________
Buckchicken;;255;;SinX;
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Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:29 pm |
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"Can't keep a good man down"- Dunno who said it first but my dad says it to me. _________________
Super Beaner (Ex. BoC sniper/NBH)
Copy Cat (Nub)
Reneab (BoC Star Glad/NBH~)
Captain Bean (DoA)
Gerg De Bean (Degeneration X)
Alovein (Degeneration X)
Sir Beansalot (Degeneration X Leader)
NBH Fo-Life Motha FAKU~ |
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Love is hate, broken- dunno who said it |
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:15 am |
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Bruce Banner: I need to get angry.
Ben Grimm: ok well...you got a bad haircut. Your face is ugly. Your mom looks like a-
Bruce Banner: uh Ben that's not gonna work. >.> _________________ RIP Xander -April 9th, 2010- Love you and miss you daily.
- Nuriko - Cirucci - Misaki Saiki - Boa Vista - Chyna Whyte - Chibi Nuriko - Polyhymnia -
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Immaturity keeps me young. |
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