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| marine wrote: | | chuck norris is so tough he dont have a chin under his beard, there's only another fist. |
FAILURE, Stupid Family Guy joke stealer D:
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| Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:04 am |
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Chuck Norris once had a staring competion with the sun. He won.
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Chuck Norris is correct when he said 100kg of cotton is heavier than 100kg of iron.
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| gomEn wrote: | | Chuck Norris is correct when he said 100kg of cotton is heavier than 100kg of iron. |
Of course he was. Anyone who would state that would be correct o.o
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| Glenfiddich wrote: | | gomEn wrote: | | Chuck Norris is correct when he said 100kg of cotton is heavier than 100kg of iron. |
Of course he was. Anyone who would state that would be correct o.o |
Both are 100kg glen, they weight the same o.o
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| Chuck Norris chews jawbreakers as gum. |
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| gomEn wrote: | | Glenfiddich wrote: | | gomEn wrote: | | Chuck Norris is correct when he said 100kg of cotton is heavier than 100kg of iron. |
Of course he was. Anyone who would state that would be correct o.o |
Both are 100kg glen, they weight the same o.o |
Thats what i meant lol. But upon further reading of your post, i misread it lol.
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| Makoto Uragi wrote: | | marine wrote: | | chuck norris is so tough he dont have a chin under his beard, there's only another fist. |
FAILURE, Stupid Family Guy joke stealer D: |
all the jokes here are already said chuck norris facts , hater .
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it took chuck norris 3 hour to get a boner from his wife
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris's beard trimmings created Billy Mays.
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Mr. T and Vin Deisel once got into a boxing match. Chuck Norris won.
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| Chuck Norris created the universe. Big Bang just had more ring to it. |
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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