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chuck norris is so tough he dont have a chin under his beard, there's only another fist.


FAILURE, Stupid Family Guy joke stealer D:
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Chuck Norris once had a staring competion with the sun. He won.
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Chuck Norris is correct when he said 100kg of cotton is heavier than 100kg of iron.
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gomEn wrote:
Chuck Norris is correct when he said 100kg of cotton is heavier than 100kg of iron.


Of course he was. Anyone who would state that would be correct o.o
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Glenfiddich wrote:
gomEn wrote:
Chuck Norris is correct when he said 100kg of cotton is heavier than 100kg of iron.


Of course he was. Anyone who would state that would be correct o.o



Both are 100kg glen, they weight the same o.o
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Chuck Norris chews jawbreakers as gum.
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gomEn wrote:
Glenfiddich wrote:
gomEn wrote:
Chuck Norris is correct when he said 100kg of cotton is heavier than 100kg of iron.


Of course he was. Anyone who would state that would be correct o.o



Both are 100kg glen, they weight the same o.o


Thats what i meant lol. But upon further reading of your post, i misread it lol.
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Makoto Uragi wrote:
marine wrote:
chuck norris is so tough he dont have a chin under his beard, there's only another fist.


FAILURE, Stupid Family Guy joke stealer D:


all the jokes here are already said chuck norris facts , hater .
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WOW STOP NOW!!!

BRUCE LEE > CHUCK NORRIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
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it took chuck norris 3 hour to get a boner from his wife
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris's beard trimmings created Billy Mays.
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Mr. T and Vin Deisel once got into a boxing match. Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris created the universe. Big Bang just had more ring to it.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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