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seraphineveles
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every night before he goes to bed, the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris.
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| Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:25 am |
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corona
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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| Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:17 pm |
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^ oh god, what has the world come to?
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| Chuck Norris doesn't wear sun block, the sun wears Chuck Norris block. |
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| Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:21 pm |
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corona
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When Chuck Norris shaves, he punches himself in the face, the only thing that can shave Chuck Norris...is Chuck Norris
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^...What...?
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